June 2011
During my Gin/Lemonade phase
I remember getting hammered in my dorm room (when I was an RA, no less) and watching a “To Catch A Predator” marathon.
In retrospect, that’s a little sad
Smart Teens Don't Have Sex (or Kiss Much, Either) →
May 2011
daveman84 asked: how did you break my will and make me sign up for one of these?!
FUCKING METAL: How To Tell The Difference Between... →
nikkilipstick:
itsmetal:
* POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. * THRASH METAL The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her. * HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. * FOLK METAL...
Everyone on Tumblr is a cat.
sabrinadropkick:
iamsamazon:
breakyourspine:
thetimewilcome:
we sit and do nothing all day
complain about it
eat food
oh and if people bother us too much we hate them forever
this. post. omg my life.
what is air
Accurate.
This is me:
SO MANY KITTENS!!!!!
